01/28/26 A New Poem for a New Day

Photo Credit: Ioana Mohanu

The boy saw his laundry
That his mom handed to him.
He lounged for his favorite shirt,
But she said, “Keep it clean.”
“But I want to wear it.”
“If you wear it now, it will dirty again.
You must keep it clean as long as you can.”

He ran to his room
And put his laundry aside,
And looked at the shirt on his chest
Evidently becoming dirty.
To keep them all clean,
He knew what he must do,
Waltzing into the hall
Knowing that
He’d never wear clothes again.

Blast from the Past:

Brains are like lettuce:
Both go bad if I do not
Use them frequently.

06/09/25 A New Haiku for a New Day

Photo Credit: Mohammad Rahmani

// A Java Haiku

public static void
haiku(String cheese) {
System.out.print(cheese); }

Today, I felt like writing a haiku in Java. It’s a programming pun, based on the common word “string” in programming lexicon but also the idea of string cheese.

Blast from the Past:

‘ Haiku in Basic

print(five_word_sentence$)
print(five_word_sentence$+ ” and then”)
print(five_word_sentence$)

03/04/25 A New Haiku for a New Day

Photo Credits: MasashiWakui

I wish I had a
Button I could press to end
All the traffic sounds

Blast from the Past:

A quintessential New York moment:
Cross the street. A car
Whips around the bend, honking
Like I am to blame.